Meistari Woody Allen

Next Life" by Woody Allen


 In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead
 and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home
 feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go
 collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold
 watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're
 young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and
 are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then
 go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no
 responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you
 spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with
 central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and
 then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
 I rest my case. 
 

Athugasemdir

[Maja (IP-tala skráð) 14.4.2008 kl. 15:32]

Er þetta ekki dásamlegt?  Maðurinn er snillingur, þannig er nú það.

[Linda Linnet Hilmarsdóttir, 14.4.2008 kl. 15:42]

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